Hi, my name is Joe, and I'm an addict. Addicted to what, you might ask? VENKMANSUITE OF COURSE!!!!1 I'm their biggest fan, so the powers that be let me join and now I can BLOG ABOUT WHAT EVER I WANT WOOHOO!!!11! MAYBE EVEN WITH VIDEO?!??? nah...
Anyway, I'll start off my career in the blog-o-sphere by mentioning how I seem to have gone to war with Skynet. And I thought it was just coincidence that every piece of technology I've touched in the past three years has blown up in my face, but nooooo! Its obvious to me now, Skynet is out to kill me! Its already killed my identity aka my AIM screen name Socialjoe13 (RIP)! The next step is naked Arnold Schwarzenegger bots stepping out of time portals to kill me before I can put my 1337 c0d1n6 sk177z and home-made Christian Baleout bots in action to stop it. But trust me, loyal readers, it will take more than roided up governator droids to put this contributing writer out of commission. viva la venkman!
this is joe signing out
EDIT: SKYNET FAILED AT KILLING MY IDENTITY HALLELUJAH
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yay joez! Skynet is Google!
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