Dairy Queen V and WATHCMNEN! Spider-Musical

Dragon Quest V is fucking old-skool. Like, could-play-it-sleeping-with-my-finger-glued-to-the-a-button, random-battle-crap old-school.
I mean, it's good so far and apparently there are going to be story twists, but it's just leaving me this comfortable feeling of "I've done this all before."
I guess that's Dragon Quest though.

AND!!!! Holy crap the Watchmen comes out next week.
I remember there was a time slightly after the Dark Knight came out that I didn't think I could ever be as hyped for another movie. Like every future comic book movie would just pale in comparison to the Dark Knight spectacle (even the inevitable sequel, which will pale in comparison). The Watchmen is my comic book movie savior. I am pumped. Super pumped.

"Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark" is the official title for the February 2010 launching Spider-Man musical. It features music by Bono and the Edge. It supposedly has the largest budget in Broadway history.
I theorize it will be the biggest flop of all time.
I will also be there in previews if I can.

HAUS of teh Dead: Goregam n soft

I r playing Setas' new gam HAUS of TEH dead: Goregasm for re-view at RNW (Report de Nintendo World). It es fun!!! yo0 shoot zombiez/mutens a lot and their is nawty langage. Must HIDE frm MOM LOLZLOLZROFLTELFD!
Ill' probly give it good sore, cuz I lyk it. I lyk it wen I blo my load on zombiez/mutens and reach "GOREGAS"M with american fag on screen. It es funny HAHWHWH!

I saw FANBOYS! witch is mofie avout peeps breakng in2 teh SKYWALKER RANCH to see Epizode 1 phantom mayonaise. I liked it cuz it remined me of teh time my firends and i snuck into teh Matrix and met Neo. good timez! LOLROOHFGKFLKHOMGWTF!!!!

I hadf top rite tings fro RNW about Prsonal Trainre: COOOKING!!! and candle of rome!
so much 2 edoo!!!!!

-Neal

HAUS of teh Dead, Loogie's Manjenzabichnyj, and Sonic's Unleashed Colleckshin

I got House of the Dead: Overkill today and, since the two jerkoff GameStop employees were tantalizing me with Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection, I caved and bought that as well.
Whoops. I'm supposed to be on a budget.
My eyes also widened when my traded in games equaled $50. Considering I played all three of them to my max enjoyment and spent about $30 on them, that's a pretty kickass deal.

But anyway...I'm loving HAUS of teh Dead so far. I've only played a level, but its so goddamned over-the-top and downright twisted that I love it. It just makes me want MadWorld more, though.
I played Altered Beast (Elturd Best) and Alex Kidd (Alex "Kidd") on Sonic's UGC (Sonic's Unleashed Colleckshin). I want more. That game is like my childhood in a $30 package.
Which is kinda shitty when all is said and done.

Loogie's Manjen and HAUS of teh Dead; Goregame

I is to be (hopfully) on NFR (Nintendo Free Radio) to talk aboot teh New York Comic Con! I r excitement!
Anyhoo, I am hopfully gong to buy Loogie's Manjen at StopGap toosday so eye ken talk aboot it in teh "RetroActive' diskcusion on teh show.
I haf manny gams to get riped of four at StopGap. Hopfullt they tak my coopie of "Tom Sawyer's Adventures of" from the ness. I hop 2 get fourteen porkpies for "Tam Sowyer's Adventures of" and then I ken boy Loogie's Manjen and HAUS of teh Ded: Goregasm.

xpct video revs of booth.